Oh god I got my birthday present from Mackenzie today
I STILL HAVE TO WAIT 12 DAYS.
*A group of people laughing and pointing and staring at me*
Me: Ha! Ha! Fuck you too :D
Some dude in my English class: She probably has a mannequin and a dildo attached to it, and then a screen attached to its head so she can have sex with her boyfriend. (actual words)
Me: Excuse me?
gentlemen, please read and learn. this is the EXACT way to do it.
Done and Done, I love eating pussy so if I’m gonna do it, I treat it like the last pussy I’ll every eat
(Source: stayyg0ld)
- Mackenzie: Louise, why is your entire room pink?
- Me: Oh, I was playing around with the hue and saturation.. That would also explain why I'm pink as well.
- Him: ..Yes it would.
Snuggle sounds so much more comforting than cuddle
I don’t know why, it just does.
“Come cuddle” sounds just like laying next to each other, maybe with an arm around them
But “snuggle” Oh my, it’s the whole nine yards, intertwined legs, being fully embraced in the other person’s arms, kissing, nuzzling. It just sounds so warm and safe.
